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Monday, July 03, 2006

Mon, 03 Jul 2006 14:59:26 GMT

part 1 of a very very long series.

weird ass dream... my super bad version of superman...

Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:34:44 GMT

cast...

superman : wayne
superman's sidekick : some random chick, let's name supergirl ABC
super villain : a big fat peeing rat, let's name it peeing rat aka Prat
clairvoyant : yours truly... me

i only remember the beginning of the dream, bits and pieces of it... i'll attempt to string them together into a somewhat story...

scenario : superman, supergirl & me were walking down the streets of barcelona, the street where h&m is located, window shopping... and suddenly prat materializes and only i can see him...

me : oie! prat! what the hell are u doing here?! crawl back into whichever hole u came out off!

prat : sniggers! *think of ernie in sesame street's laughter*
i'm here to destroy superman! sniggers!

me : that wouldnt be the first time... yawnz

prat : i'm gonna pee over the streets of barcelona and when he steps onto it, he shall be render powerless & helpless... muhahahhaha...
* i then realise that prat's pee is like kryptonite to superman, dont ask me how i knew that...*

me : grasp!! u wouldn't dare!

prat starts peeing around the street like how u imagine a rat would...

i suck in a sharp breathe & prat vanishes. i ran towards superman and supergirl who were browsing at some shop.

me : wayne! DO NOT! i repeat DO NOT walk down that street! prat has peed all over the street! his pee could render u powerless!

superman : what?! no... it couldn't be...

supergirl : *laughs* purrrr...lease! he's superman! not some pathetic paper man!

me : i mean it! do not! walk there! please believe me!

supergirl grabs superman by his arm and drags him down the street, i try to ran in front of them to stop them.

me : supergirl!!! do not do this! don't allow YOUR ego to destroy superman!!!

supergirl : haw! get out of the way! i'll be responsible for everything
* she tries to push me out of the way and i hold my ground*

me : supergirl! if u do this and something happens to superman, i'm gonna hold u responsible for everything! i'll demand a pound of flesh from u!
* by now i've turn hysterical and i am screaming on the top of my lungs*

supergirl : yada yada yada.... now get out of my way!

supergirl and superman walks into the puddle of pee and made their way towards the other end of the street...

supergirl : *gloats* see! i told you nothing would happen, u hysterical crazy bitch...

superman : *groans* ahhh.... i dont feel so good.... ahhh...

me : OHMYGOD! *rans towards superman* SHITE SHITE SHITE!!! u fucking bitch! it's all your fault!!! @#%$^$%^$&*^&^%$#@#$%^&*)%$@##$%^&**(&^$%

*i continued hurling a string of insults at supergirl, i cant remember what it was but i am sure it was super harsh, i trust my dream self to do a good job of that! hee*

and as we slowly make our way back to our home base/hotel, superman starts morphing into various forms... hunchback of Notre dame, skull face and finally a donkey with bulging teeth and a pot belly...

* i remember stroking his belly to calm him down... hahha...*

---end of dream---

superman's pretty useless in this dream...

okay! it was a dull, flat, ho hum story... this is why i say i cant write to save my own arse...

i remember the bout of emotions, the anger and despair i felt when i woke from my dream... it was pretty damn strong if u ask me... weird...

MOI THE SOCCER BETTING QUEEN!

Thu, 22 Jun 2006 20:35:10 GMT

i should soooo bet on soccer...

i've bet for 4 games and i've won all! grin...

i've won a total of 15 bucks, 10 from pappy, 5 from vince and 2 Jugs from hanz!
heeehee... i know, abit the cheapo yar...

i feel sooo smart at the moment....
i'm sooo gonna bet for world cup at the singapore pools tomorrow!

jet lagged...

Thu, 22 Jun 2006 15:27:59 GMT

Barcelona's unexpected turned expected daily rituals...

i have to hear the ambulance or police's siren at least twice a day and see two couples make out in the public at least twice a day...

go figure.

back home....

Mon, 19 Jun 2006 21:57:53 GMT

leaving barcelona tomorrow morning.... bahhh.....

6 hours transit at amsterdam... heeheee... gonna try to worm my way out...

out.

The True City That Never Sleeps...

Fri, 16 Jun 2006 09:25:47 GMT

i've been in barcelona for 2 days and i'm in love with this place, even the walking for an hour to hail a taxi in 2am in the morning bit. amazing.
i dont want to leave! i want to stay here through out the summer!

amo*"i love" in spanish*...

the wonderful friendly Spanish people...
pick anyone off the streets and they will happily help ya get to ur destination despite the language problem. walk into any place and the first thing u hear is a warm "OLA!"
the wonderful tapas! yummy!
Their calamari are HUGE! and they have all these wonderful snacks
it's summer now! yet the weather is perfect!
it's sunny yet cooling, it's like u have ur personal air-con following ya everywhere u go.
it's easy to get around with their metro
great shopping
amazing people watching...
u have a great variety of people, lots of cool people around from all over the world.
the gigs here are amazing! all the rave, music festivals!
a week worth of good acts in barcelona is equivalent to a year of good acts in singapore. SERIOUS.
boys will love love love barcelona. it's HOT BABES GALORE!
they are everywhere! and the best part is there are more chicks than hunks.
they have a great chilling culture, every pub is filled with people, the atmosphere is warm and cosy.
everyone goes out for a drink everyday after work, no matter how tired they are and how early they have got work the next day. they would hang out drink lots of beer and sangria till 4am in the morning and head to work at 8am...
There's a place to club ALWAYS!
and i'm not talking about dodgy clubs and lousy deejays, i'm talking about amazing huge ass clubs and famous acts! every single freaken day of the week!

i'm sooo coming back to barcelona for the summers!

leaving on a lau pok jet plane tonight...

Tue, 13 Jun 2006 04:36:11 GMT

so not looking forward to the 10 hours of torture, decided to get some anti histamine from the pharmacy to knock myself out for a couple of hours...

i sooo cant wait... HAH!

you KNOW you love TITTIES...

Mon, 12 Jun 2006 09:18:25 GMT

my friend replied next " but that's not the point..."

and i promptly replied " of cos that's not the point, cos there are two points to her titties..."

just what is wrong with me... oh i know! i'm tres bored.... and i turn lame... very very lame....

talking about titties... i miss drinking extreme titties with jon at wine bar...

the drink's something like flaming lambo. but it's called extreme titillation

Monday, June 12, 2006

Mon, 12 Jun 2006 08:47:40 GMT

one more thing!

I'm leaving for Barcelona tomorrow night for Sonar Festival, and i JUST realized something...

THE FUCKING PLANE HAS NO PERSONAL ENTERTAINMENT KIT!!!!

meaning no personal telly! NO say in what i wanna watch!!! what if they played some stupid soap opera like days of our lifes, bold and beautiful or some other shite up that ally!

shame on that stupid tour agent who told me that KLM is really nice! bloody cow! nice my ass!

a friend asked me if i was ready for a movie-less and smoke-less 10 hour... HELL I AM!

here's the plan... i'm gonna annoy the flight stewardess sooo much and pray that she knock me out for a good solid 10 hours!

The day of Realizations....

Mon, 12 Jun 2006 08:29:58 GMT

things i have realized being glued to my chair and comp the whole afternoon...

the world of Internet is full of weird asses trying to worm into anyone's pants. like we have not established that yonks ago, but it never fails to amaze me.

i'm an idiot for even adding random people onto my messenger... my theory is this, if they have my email, then they must be a friend, how the helle did i know that random people have my email, it's not like i go around the net whoring my email out...

talking about that, HOW! did they get my mail? and HOW! is it that i get all the sex junk mail too? i bet i stepped on someone's tail and she/he subscribed me to some sex junk website. and when i say sex junk, i mean sex junk... it's all that penis enlarger and like some chick got screwed by cow or something... not remotely sexy or enticing if u ask me, the penis enlarger maybe if i was a guy or i had a bf with a 2cm willy... but i dun have a dick nor a bf with a 2cm willy...

anyway, the main thingie i realized is that i miss my very own personal KAREN O! did i tell u guys how much i love the yeah yeah yeahs?! i'm like one step away from tattooing the "yeah yeah yeahs" on my butt or something... ANYWAY I MISS LEE!!

shout out to MISS LEE! I MISS YOU HONEY!!! and bring nick with ya the next time u return to lil old singapore!!!

omg! another thingie i realized!!! the yeah yeah yeahs is made up of Karen O, NICK zimmer and Brian Chase right... and Lee looks likes Karen O and her gurl's name is NICK as well! what are the chances!!! okie! i know there are tonnes of NICKs in this world! but still! just entertain me for the moment... bah.... out...